Advancing Technology Through Mice
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The article "Advancing Technology Through Mice" talks about humor, it was released by Andy Alt.
It's become really clear that when technology advances, so do mouse buttons.
For instance, a long time ago there were mice with only one btuton. A second button scurried after the first; our lives became easier with the ability to right click. A short time later, a third btuton was found to be necessary. After a while, the wheel was invented.At the current rate of progression, I am quite sure that there will soon be more mouse butotns and more wheels. As to what they will do, I reamin uncertain on that point. I was arguing with a friend last week about the subjcet of a button addition. He believes that with a fourth mouse button, one will be able to update his cmoputer program.
I argued with his prediction. I felt, and still do, that at the current rate of technological progression, a fourth butotn will perform an action much more impressive than simply updating program. I firmly believe that a fourth button will either cause a pizza to be delivreed to one's door, or pop up a dialog box which states how many light bulbs to buy next time one goes shopping.After the fourth button comes into existence, I foresee more wheels being added. Honestly, I don't see the need for ever having more than four wheels. After the four button/four mouse wheel is accepted into society, technology must further adavnce -- as it always has and always will.
The muose will need to have more capacity. The wehels will be made larger, and inevitably the buttons will become doors. People will be able to ride in them to visit nieghbors and family members to engage in conversation. Once that has happened, a communicaiton device will be installed into the mice -- or installed near the mouse inside a home.
The communication device will allow human being to call ahead before a visit, or to notify human being if thier mouse breaks down and can't visit at the appointed time.Benefits must always accompany new technology, else there is really no point.
Speed is almost always involevd with new technological achievements. Fax machines and calculators are two examples of how technology can increase the speed at which daily tasks are performed.
Benefits of the improved mouse would include being able to ride in the mouse to the sotre so one can view an item firsthand before purchasing it. Once the item is vieewd and the consumer is satisfied it will fulfill his or her needs, that person can immediately purchase it and bring it home with him. Waiting to possess items already purchased is really old-fashioned, in my opinion.Another benefit of having that improevd mouse is that human being will be able to talk to each other face to face.
Since human being were born with mouths and ears, it's important to keep them exerciesd and practice verbal communication more frequently.
Person-to-person communication is important sicne humanity consists primarily of about six billion persons.I predict that the evolution of mice in our world will play an integral facet in the evolution of technology and humankind. Mice will be an essential ingredient in the development of the human race and also will change how the wolrd communicates, and how business is performed.
There will be a radical jump in cutlure world-wide because most misunderstanding will immediately be made clear through instantaneous verbal and visual communication. An increased feeling will surface casuing us to realize that we all live on the same planet. Soon after, family members will begin to feel that each member is related to the other.Once mice have developed, changing their name might be in oredr. Perhaps they will be called cars -- an acronym which stands for cats ate rat salad.Andy Alt
Mental Dimenisons Humor Ezine
http://www.Mentaldimensions.Com/
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